Next Year's Workshops

Here are some workshops that we are planning to offer next year. Let us know.

  • Self-Improvement
    • Creative Suffering
    • Overcoming Peace of Mind
    • You and Your Birthmark
    • Ego Gratification through Violence
    • Assertive Whimpering
    • The Rewards of Molding Your Child's Behavior through Fear, Guilt & Intimidation
    • Whine your Way to Alienation
    • The Primal Shrug
    • How to be Passive-Aggressive and Loving, Too
  • Health and Fitness
    • Creative Tooth Decay
    • Exorcism and Acne
    • The Joys of Hypochondria
    • Suicide and Your Health
    • Biofeedback and How to Stop It
    • Skate Yourself to Regularity
    • Stripping the Bare Facts of Nudity
    • Tap Dance Yourself to Social Ridicule
    • How to Overcome Sanity
  • Business and Career
    • "I Made a $1.75 in Real Estate"
    • Money Can Make You Rich
    • Packaging and Selling Your Child
    • Career Opportunities in El Salvador
    • The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
    • Tax Shelters for the Indigent
    • Looter's Guide to American Cities
    • Kidnapping as a Second Income
  • Crafts and Hobbies
    • Self-Actualization Through Macrame
    • Needlecraft for Junkies
    • Cuticle Crafts
    • Gifts for the Senile
    • Bonsai Your Pet
  • Home Economics
    • How to Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
    • Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator
    • Burglarproof Your Home with Concrete
    • Sinus Drainage at Home
    • Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
    • 1001 Other Uses for your Vacuum Cleaner